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Lowe’s Trims Sales Forecast as DIY Enthusiasts Downsize; Shares Slip

In a plot twist that even the most avid DIY enthusiast didn’t see coming, Lowe’s recently decided to throw a curveball into the fiscal game. The home improvement retailer, known for its aisle mazes and paint swatch ponderings,

took a hit in its fiscal third quarter, with sales nosediving almost 13% compared to the previous year. If that weren’t enough, the company decided to trim its full-year sales outlook like a DIY project gone wrong.

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So, What’s the Lowe-down?

Lowe’s, previously eyeing a sales range of $87 billion to $89 billion for the fiscal year, has now set its sights on a more modest $86 billion target. That’s like going from planning a deluxe home makeover to settling for a quirky redecoration.

Comparable sales are expected to free-fall by about 5%, making the initial anticipation of a 2% to 4% decline look like a hopeful daydream. In a statement that probably wasn’t accompanied by jazz hands,

CEO Marvin Ellison mentioned a “greater-than-expected pullback” from customers. Apparently, people are shying away from discretionary projects and big-ticket purchases, much like avoiding eye contact with a chatty neighbor while carrying a giant inflatable snowman.

What’s the Plan, Lowe’s?

Despite the sales saga, there’s a glimmer of hope. Sales to home professionals, the heroes of home improvement, actually rose in the quarter. These pros, responsible for a whopping 25% of Lowe’s business, seem to be the unsung champions in this tale of financial fumbles.

In a surprising twist, Ellison declared that Lowe’s, the store where you can simultaneously buy a hammer and a holiday wreath, will now focus on “offering value and convenience this holiday season.” Because nothing says holiday cheer like a discounted power drill.

Numbers, Numbers Everywhere Lowe’s

Let’s dive into the financial nitty-gritty. Earnings per share for the fiscal third quarter stood at $3.06, causing a collective eyebrow raise as we wondered if it was comparable to the expected $3.03.

Revenue clocked in at $20.47 billion, missing the expected $20.89 billion mark. It’s like planning a home renovation budget and then realizing you forgot to factor in the cost of trendy succulents.

Lowe’s competitor, Home Depot, managed to steal a bit of the spotlight by beating Wall Street’s expectations, proving that in the world of home improvement, there can only be one top dog.

The Lowe’s Laughter Continues

In the grand scheme of the market, Lowe’s shares have managed to rise a humble 3% this year, trailing behind the S&P 500’s impressive 18% gains. It’s like being the runner-up in a DIY competition where the prize is a shiny stock market trophy.

So, as Lowe’s navigates the twists and turns of the fiscal labyrinth, we can’t help but wonder: Will the next chapter involve a triumphant comeback or more unexpected plot twists? Stay tuned for the next episode of “DIY Drama: The Lowe’s Chronicles.”

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